abe\ lincoln

abe\ lincoln
1. (Abe Lincoln) (4350↑, 764↓)
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week\!

2. (abe lincoln) (639↑, 350↓)
when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.

That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look

3. (abe lincoln) (750↑, 552↓)
When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."

I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.

4. (abe lincoln) (308↑, 190↓)
When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

5. (Abe Lincoln) (464↑, 398↓)
When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.

Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln

6. (abe lincoln) (153↑, 90↓)
First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.

I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.

7. (Abe Lincoln) (47↑, 25↓)
The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abe Lincoln. One of the finest presidents the US has ever had.

8. (Abe Lincoln) (170↑, 156↓)
When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.

"I totally gave her an abe lincoln."

9. (Abe Lincoln) (14↑, 8↓)
latin: Spermae barbatus Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to. from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world\!

10. (abe lincoln) (3↑, 2↓)
The 16th president of the United States. His real name is [Abraham Lincoln], "Abe" is his nickname.

You really should all know who Abe Lincoln was by now...

11. (Abe Lincoln) (0↑, 0↓)
When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.

"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?" ..."yeah" "I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln\!" ..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?" "Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president" ..."dude, you rock my world"

12. (Abe Lincoln) (2↑, 2↓)
a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.

After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.

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13. (Abe Lincoln) (9↑, 9↓)
the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.

ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie

14. (Abe Lincoln) (4↑, 4↓)
1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka 1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum 1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch) The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.

That dick-head only made it through three terms of Abe Lincoln. Pussy\!\!\!

15. (Abe Lincoln) (5↑, 6↓)
The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.

I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln

16. (Abe Lincoln) (1↑, 3↓)
V. When one uses their beard in fore-play, in which to tickle the genitalia, top hat optional.

Man, I gave my chick an Abe Lincoln last night...and she is no longer a racist.

17. (Abe Lincoln) (1↑, 3↓)
previous definitions but to a black girl and when your done you say "your free to go"

I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'

18. (Abe Lincoln) (5↑, 7↓)
While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a [Dirty Sanchez]. Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.

I finished that bitch off with an Abe Lincoln, just how the poor guy died in that theater.

19. (Abe Lincoln) (2↑, 5↓)
When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.

Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln\!

20. (Abe Lincoln) (3↑, 8↓)
1) When an unconscious person gets their face skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat. 2) He freed the negros. 3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right? 4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.

"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy." _ "Abe Lincoln freed the niggers" _ "I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House." _ "Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept." "Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."

21. (Abe Lincoln) (2↑, 7↓)
When you cut off your [pubes], keep them in your [hand] while [fucking]. Then you [pull out], [jizz] in the [hand] with the [hair] and [rub] it all over [her] [face] to make it look like [she] has a [big] [burly] [beard]\!

Oh fuck so you came in a hand full of pubes and rubbed it all over her face. Yup she looks like Abe Lincoln

22. (abe lincoln) (18↑, 29↓)
this one requires a little preparation. you shave your own pubes. then ya save them. at the point of load blowage you goo on the girlies face and quickly throw your pubes. BAM-- good ol' abe lincoln.

after that abe lincoln i was choking on short and curlies for DAYS\!\!\!\!\!

23. (Abe Lincoln) (17↑, 29↓)
While having sex with a woman in the rear entry position, the sexual act of withdrawling the penis immediately prior to orgasm and ejaculating with enough range to "shoot" her in the back of the head.

My girlfriend was pissed because she had to wash her hair again after I gave her an "Abe Lincoln."

24. (abe lincoln) (74↑, 86↓)
That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

25. (Abe Lincoln) (22↑, 35↓)
When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.

Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.

26. (abe lincoln) (32↑, 46↓)
getting sucked off by your girlfriend then cumming on her face and throwing your pubes on the jiz and and raise ur fist up and scream abe lincoln

salley got an abe lincoln

27. (Abe Lincoln) (14↑, 29↓)
When you are getting head and are about to bust, have one of your boys come in and simultaniously blast a wad on the back of her neck. She will think that the nut blew through the back of her head. Just like Abe in the theatre.

Perfected at West Virginia University... Beverly Avenue

28. (Abe Lincoln) (32↑, 47↓)
an Abe Lincoln is when ur about to ejaculate and u proceed to make ur release all over her face where a beard like Abe Lincoln's would go and then u shave off ur pubes and let them fall on her face creating a beard. note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an [Abe Lincoln], and if they like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a [merkin]

My girlfriend got a job in the circus after i gave her an Abe Lincoln.

29. (Abe Lincoln) (19↑, 36↓)
when your divin on a girl with a hairy bush and you look up at her and say "four score and seven years ago"

try it\! she'll laugh her ass off

30. (Abe Lincoln) (6↑, 24↓)
you are getting a girl in the ass and you donkey punch her then knock her out...cum on her face and shave off her pubes and stick them in the cum

that was a great abe lincoln i just gave that hoe

31. (abe lincoln) (18↑, 37↓)
Slang for any kind of sports drink, but Gatorade brand in particular.

"Pass me some of that abe lincoln, I need to emancipate my thirst."

32. (abe lincoln) (9↑, 29↓)
Gipping on ones face with pube attachments\!

I've gipped on Garners face. Check out his gay 'Abe Lincoln' goatee\!\!\!

33. (abe lincoln) (8↑, 29↓)
What your opinion is worth. Person offering advice or no use. From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99

"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."

34. (abe lincoln) (17↑, 38↓)
When you donkey punch a girl and knock her out and you jiz all over her face, cut her pubes, and paste them on her face..and lastly..you shit on her head.

i gave that girl an abe lincoln last night.

35. (abe lincoln) (11↑, 33↓)
U guys have got it all wrong...an abe lincoln is when you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to jiz...so you spit on her back and cut your pubes and stick them in your hand...then you take out your penis and when she turns around squirt it in her face and throw the pubes on and viola she looks like abe lincoln

y0 i pulled the old abe lincoln and dirty sanchez in the same night bro...i don't think i'm gonna get to spank her anymore.

36. (abe lincoln) (33↑, 56↓)
Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an [Abe Lincoln] type beard. This is actually a "partial" [abe lincoln]. See [full abe lincoln] for more details.

Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault\!\! whats up with that\!?\!

37. (abe lincoln) (21↑, 44↓)
Inventer of the lincoln logs :)

Little wooden logs ...... yaaaaaaa

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38. (abe lincoln) (6↑, 34↓)
U.S. president that American history teacher,Mr. Browne, is obsessed with.

Mr. browne has a life size cardboard cut out of old abe at home.

39. (Abe Lincoln) (3↑, 32↓)
After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.
40. (Abe Lincoln) (5↑, 38↓)
A dick with a harry head.

Dude, I'm not suckin that abe lincoln, I dont want no pubes in my teeth\!

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41. (abe lincoln) (6↑, 46↓)
ha ha haa haha ahahahaaaaa

no n ono non on ono no no

42. (abe lincoln) (52↑, 137↓)
come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique. anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.

abe lincoln was an awesome president.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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